Sunday Funnies

I Do Not Like War Stories with Contusions/I Do Not Like Myriad Literary Allusions Chick: Have you ever read Catch 22? Guy: Was it written by Dr. Seuss? Chick: No. Guy: Then no. --Pace University Overheard by: Hugh via Overheard in New York, Oct 6, 2007 Fucking Metrosexuals Ruin My Mocking Buzz Pointing hobo: Your zipper! Hahaha! Whitey: It's a button fly. Hobo: Goddamn. Second time today... --Flushing & Portland, Navy Yard, Brooklyn via Overheard in New York, Oct 6, 2007 Someone's Getting the Teeth Tonight Girl: ... And then I was like-- Guy, exhausted after 10 minutes of her chattering: --Are you on your knees? Girl: What? No. Guy: Then shut your mouth. --A train Overheard by: thinking the same via Overheard in New York, Oct 6, 2007 4PM After Luring and Shooting It Office lady: I don't understand why he got life in prison. All he did was try to help dispose of the body. 100 West 33rd Street New York, New York Overheard by: C-Rizzy via Overheard in the Office, Oct 4, 2007 And Then She Loses Jewelry! Girl to friend: Oh my god, the Titanic was so sad. Her true love is poor, and then he dies. --Crane Beach, Massachusetts via Overheard at the Beach, Oct 3, 2007