Sunday Funnies

But Not for Real Thug: Hey, man... You look like you're from California with that hair. Are ya? Guy with long blond hair: Yes, I am. Thug: How you like 'at? I been thinkin' about movin' out to California. Guy with long blond hair: It's great -- people are more real here in New York, though. I used to live in San Francisco, which is a great. Thug: Oh, how far is San Francisco from California? Guy with long blond hair: San Francisco is in California. Thug: Oh, what city is it in? Guy with long blond hair: San Francisco... Okay, this is my stop. --Manhattan-bound F train Overheard by: Dave S via Overheard in New York, Aug 6, 2007 ...And Added Some Strychnine To Her Birth Control Pills Pharmacist: You should probably re-sign your card. Woman: Why? Pharmacist: Well, you signed over the magnetic strip. You're supposed to sign over the white part down here. Woman: Then how would the machine read my signature? That doesn't make any sense. Pharmacist: No, it's a magnetic strip. It reads the information, not the signature. Woman: I don't think you know what you're talking about. That's not how the machines work. You're a pharmacist, not an electrician. Then the pharmacist gave up. --Zitomer, 76th & Madison Overheard by: Helena via Overheard in New York, Jul 13, 2006 You Can't Start Singing That Tune Too Early Conductor: This is West Fourth Street. Transfer is available to the A, C, E, F, and V trains. Four-year-old girl: Mommy, he doesn't sing his ABCs right. Mom: That's because he didn't go to college. --A train via Overheard in New York, Aug 10, 2007 Betsy Looks into the Funhouse Mirror B&T girl #1, about rowdy drunk lady who left car: Oh my god, that woman was on crack. B&T girl #2: I know, right?! B&T girl #1: She was, like, 40 years old and reeking of midlife crisis. --C train via Overheard in New York, Aug 10, 2007