Sunday Funnies

Just Hold It Like It's a Dead Raccoon Joking clerk to bitter man holding wife's purse: Nice purse. Man: Thanks. It came free with the relationship and subsequent castration. --Fashion Ave Overheard by: I think it was Dior via Overheard in New York, Jul 10, 2007 10AM Its Melody Is Semisweet Trainer: 'Charismatic.' That's onomatopoeic. Employee: What? Trainer: Onomatopoeic. Like, when I say 'chocolate,' you can hear it. Fenkle Street Newcastle England Overheard by: Kaethe via Overheard in the Office, Jul 23, 2007 Samuel Beckett Was Tanning Nearby, and the Rest Is History Old lady at car: Henry, wait for me! Old man carrying beach chairs half a block ahead of her: Dammit, Agnes, I'm going! I've been waiting for you for 40 years! --Beach near Naples, Florida Overheard by: X via Overheard at the Beach, Jan 18, 2007 Knowledge Just Interferes with the Wonder of It All Chick #1: You can see Venezuela on a clear day from here. Chick #2: Really?! I would love to go to Venezuela -- I hear it's a really nice island. Chick #1: Um... Island as in South America...? Chick #2: It's right off of South America, right? Chick #1: I guess you should have paid attention in geography class. Chick #2: What does math have to do with it? --Aruba Overheard by: Erin from New York via Overheard at the Beach, Jul 2, 2007