Sunday Funnies

I Know, Right? 20-something to friend: ... And she said, 'Twenty dollars? She offered me 20 dollars for bills after staying with me for a whole month? I'd wipe my ass with that 20-dollar bill!' Hobo: One 20-dollar bill ain't enough for that huge ass! --23rd & 5th via Overheard in New York, Sep 30, 2007 Like Anyone Hears Anything Said on a Cell Phone Jogging hoochie on cell: Yeah, I just touched down in Boston. No, I'm still in the airport waiting for my bag. Black guy: Don't believe her! She's in Atlantic City! --Central Park Overheard by: MaliceAlice via Overheard in New York, Sep 30, 2007 The Kind That Blind You When They Fall from the Sky? 20-ish girl seeing group of orthodox Jews walk by: Hey, look at all those Amish people! Oh, wait, are they Amish or acidic Jews? --8th & Bedford Overheard by: joe via Overheard in New York, Sep 29, 2007 A Very "Special" School Dad: It's all about the Benjamins? Son: Who's Benjamin? Dad: He's the president on the hundred dollar bill. He was the third president of the United States. You'd know that if you were in private school like I was. --Zuma Beach, Malibu, California Overheard by: Danielle via Overheard at the Beach, Sep 19, 2007