Sunday Funnies

Unless It Involves Spirit Fingers... Pilot on PA: We'll be making our final descent to Oahu International Airport shortly. Blonde cheerleader: Oh my god! I thought we were going to Honolulu! 9-year-old boy nearby: Honolulu is the city on Oahu, you idiot. Blonde cheerleader: Oh... Well, how am I supposed to know that? --Plane to Hawaii Overheard by: Derek via Overheard at the Beach, Jan 23, 2007 Your Truck's More Like a Pair of Sears Tuffskins Fruity metro guy: My truck makes this crazy noise whenever I brake. Mechanic: What's the make of your truck, son? Fruity metro guy: White. Mechanic: No, son, the make. Fruity metro guy: Truck. Mechanic: The make, son, the make. Fruity metro guy: 1997. There, I've just told you everything I know about my truck. Mechanic: Who made your truck? Ford? Nissan? Fruity metro guy: Oh, you mean the brand. It's Ford. Mechanic: A truck ain't a pair of jeans, son. --Lower East Side Overheard by: JoshOnTheBus via We've Determined You Might Accidentally Eat a Key Chick: Excuse me, how much is it to use the computers? Clerk: Two-fifty for 15 minutes. Chick: So, how much is it for an hour? Clerk: Ten dollars. Chick: No, it's not! Clerk: ... Yes, it is. Chick: No way! It's not! Stop lying! Clerk: You know what? You can't use the computers. Get out. --Computer cafe, 7th Ave, Park Slope Overheard by: Tech Monkey via Overheard in New York, Jul 14, 2007 I'm Rethinking the Joint Custody Arrangement Mother taking away son's boogie board: Enough, time to leave and go home. Young son: You don't deserve a child! --Sea Isle City, New Jersey Overheard by: Gaby Young via Overheard at the Beach, Jan 10, 2007