Sans Internet Since May 13th

I HATE time warner cable. They are they keepers of my non-existent internet

Sunday Funnies

12PM Trained Boll Weevils Boss: How do I get a binder for this stuff? Assistant: There's one in the cabinet. Boss: Um, how do I get the holes? Assistant: What? Boss: How do the holes get in the paper? 3080 Broadway New York, New York via Overheard in the Office, May 2, 2007 Can I Have a Little Childhood, Here? A stray kitten wanders up to a little girl who bends down to pet it. Mom: Come on, sweetie, it's time to cross the street. Little girl, dismayed: But I'm petting the kitty. Mom: Honey, we need to go. Say bye-bye, now. Little girl: Goddammit, mommy, I'm petting the kitty! --17th & 6th via Overheard in New York, Apr 21, 2007 "Eccentric Town" to the Wealthier Residents Man: Do you know what station this is going to? Passenger #1: Crazy town! Passenger #2: [Nods.] Man: [Backs away slowly.] --Port Washington train, Penn Station Overheard by: Matt via Overheard in New York, Apr 8, 2007 Thanks for Clearing That Up California senator Barbara Boxer: Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank god I'm still alive!' But, of course, those who died -- their lives will never be the same again. via Celebrity Wit, May 3, 2007

Some Funny Kids...

Kassie needs a whoopin' Funny how much kids imitate their parents

This Must Be Some Kind Of Record

I can't believe I'm doing two posts in a row! Of all the things that Perez Hilton can be blamed for (the popularity of Paris Hilton, outing celebrities, heinous pictures of Britney Spears' nether regions), one thing he actually does well is music. When I go to his site (I admit, I look), there are always musical recommendations that are usually pretty good. My latest fascination is Amy Winehouse. I like to compare her to an old-timey songstress, a la Ella Fitzgerald, with an infusion of Lauryn Hill. What's more, her first single, "Rehab" is the story of people close to her urging her to go to--you guessed it--rehab. Perez loves to show pictures and tell stories of her messy life (she usually shows up drunk on stage). In any case, there are 2 videos below. The first is "Rehab", the second is "Back to Black". The eponymous album title.

Has It Been A Month

Very interesting. I think that it has been nearly a month since my last semi-attempt at posting. Things have been humming along this year, and it's almost (surprisingly) the last day of school. I can't believe that this thing I call a job is almost over. To say that this year has been more or less smooth would be an understatement. Despite the fact that I was moved to a portable without technology--Internet and a projector--I seemed to make it through. This summer, I have having to do more planning for next year, when I will be teaching French IV AP. I am really excited! In about 35 days, I and another teacher are headlining a group to Spain and France for 11 days, after which I will be voyaging to Philadelphia. Gotta study at some point for that ratty GRE exam. Anyone wanna make $5