Sunday Funnies

12PM Trained Boll Weevils Boss: How do I get a binder for this stuff? Assistant: There's one in the cabinet. Boss: Um, how do I get the holes? Assistant: What? Boss: How do the holes get in the paper? 3080 Broadway New York, New York via Overheard in the Office, May 2, 2007 Can I Have a Little Childhood, Here? A stray kitten wanders up to a little girl who bends down to pet it. Mom: Come on, sweetie, it's time to cross the street. Little girl, dismayed: But I'm petting the kitty. Mom: Honey, we need to go. Say bye-bye, now. Little girl: Goddammit, mommy, I'm petting the kitty! --17th & 6th via Overheard in New York, Apr 21, 2007 "Eccentric Town" to the Wealthier Residents Man: Do you know what station this is going to? Passenger #1: Crazy town! Passenger #2: [Nods.] Man: [Backs away slowly.] --Port Washington train, Penn Station Overheard by: Matt via Overheard in New York, Apr 8, 2007 Thanks for Clearing That Up California senator Barbara Boxer: Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank god I'm still alive!' But, of course, those who died -- their lives will never be the same again. via Celebrity Wit, May 3, 2007