Sunday Funnies

Amanda Hugginkiss Had Responded and Was Befuddled by the Accusation Manager: We've noticed that you haven't responded to the anonymous survey. We'd like your feedback as soon as possible. 32nd Street Jersey City, New Jersey Overheard by: Hobo Whisperer via Overheard in the Office, Nov 10, 2006 Dear Penthouse Letters Man: Are you 21? Teen girl: I'm 16. Man: Oh, I was going to buy you your first in-flight drink. Woman, sitting behind them: I'm her mother. You can buy me a drink. Flight from Michigan to Phoenix Overheard by: Enigmae via Overheard in the Office, Nov 10, 2006 The Course Was 'Unleash Your Psychic Powers' IT manager on phone: You're right ma'am. Yes, that is entirely our fault. We should have explained that you'll need to have a computer to teach a course online. Denver Tech Center Denver, Colorado Overheard by: rev_matt via Overheard in the Office, Nov 10, 2006 What a Fulozer Customer rep, on phone: And what size product do you have? Customer: Where do I find that? Customer rep, on phone: It should be on the front of the label, probably on the bottom. Customer: No, it's not there. All it says there is eight fulozos. Customer rep, on phone: Uh...Do you mean eight Fl. Oz.? Customer: No...It says fulozos. 1905 Aston Avenue Carlsbad, California via Overheard in the Office, Nov 10, 2006 Heath Ledger May Be a Good Acting Teacher, But He's a Shitty Human Being Professor: Did I tell you guys I'm going to be a father? I'm going to be a father. Class: Awww! Professor: I had a little accident. Now I have to get married. --NYU classroom via Overheard in New York, Nov 10, 2006 Explain the Waffle Iron, Then Black NYU boy: For some reason, every Asian here has a rice cooker. Black girl: Why? Black NYU boy: I don't know, I guess because they're Asian. Black girl: That's so stupid. I'm black, but you don't see me with a chicken fryer. --8th St & University Pl Overheard by: yo mama via Overheard in New York, Nov 9, 2006