Sunday Funnies

How to know when your child is too smart for her own good. Howley St, Bloomfield. Halloween night. A woman dressed as a Witch hands candy out to a group of children at her door, including a little girl in a bathrobe, messy makeup, and curlers: Witch: What are you dressed as? Little Girl: "Depression." Via "Overheard in Pittsburgh" Beirut's Not a 'Real Sport' Only Because ESPN Can't Afford the Liability Insurance Girl: Is Beirut the same thing as Beer Pong? Guy: What? Girl: Beirut. Is it the same thing as Beer Pong? Guy: Beer what? Girl: Beer Pong. Guy: Beer Pong? Girl: Yeah. I feel like Beirut isn't a real sport. Guy: Oh, is Beirut a sport? Girl: I don't think so. I think it's like Beer Pong. Guy: Oh, I always thought it was a country. --Columbia University via Overheard in New York, Nov 4, 2006 After You're Weaned, You're on Your Own Little boy: Mommy, I'm thirsty. Mother: How is that my problem? --5th Ave & 6th St, Park Slope Overheard by: ecp via Overheard in New York, Nov 3, 2006 Our Children Need Statistics Classes, Now More than Ever Guy employee: So I read in the news today that drinking from Nalgene bottles while you're pregnant may cause a miscarriage. Girl employee: Oh my gosh! My best friend just had a miscarriage and she drinks from a Nalgene bottle all the time! Guy employee: See? Tully's Coffee, Union Station Seattle, Washington via Overheard in the Office, Nov 3, 2006 I'm Considering Bumping it up to Ti-Mika if I Make Partner Ghetto girl #1: Yeah, and that's why I changed my name. Ghetto girl #2: For real? What was it before? Ghetto girl #1: I changed it from Te-mika to Ta-mika. Sounds more professional. Ghetto girl #2: Oooh girl, you know you right. 1300 19th St Washington, DC Overheard by: KilThor via Overheard in the Office, Nov 3, 2006