Sunday Funnies

I love New York... It's her Love of hot Chocolate, if You Follow me Guy: Yeah, we call my brother's girlfriend Swiss Miss. Girl: Is that because she's Brazilian? --Purity Diner, 7th Ave, Park Slope Overheard by: Cleo via Overheard in New York, Oct 19, 2006 Mom Used up her Niceties on the First few Kids Small child in stroller: Mommy, why did you wake me up? Don't wake me up when I'm sleeping! Mom: Fine. I'll leave you on the train and you can miss your stop and then the rats will get you. --Brooklyn bound Q train Overheard by: djingo via Overheard in New York, Oct 21, 2006 It's the Fifty-First! Clerk: Ma'am I can't take this money. Lady: Why not? It's good American money. Clerk: Ma'am this money is from Canada. Lady: Is Canada not the 50th state of the U.S. or are you stupid or something? Clerk: I'm not the one that's stupid. 13697 W. Colonial Drive Winter Garden, Florida via Overheard in the Office, Oct 17, 2006 Warning: This freshman class may contain extreme stupidity. Columbia freshman #1: One time, in high school, I found a bag of peanuts that said 'May contain peanuts.' Columbia freshman #2: Why, are you allergic? --Duane Reade, 111th and Broadway Overheard by: Fudd via Overheard in New York, Oct 17, 2006