Sunday Funnies

Usually There's a Gruelling Application Process Queer: I am not paying for the appetizer, because it came out at the same time as our entree and it should have come out before. Ghetto waitress: You have to pay for it, because I brought it out. Queer: Well, when you don't get money for it don't be alarmed! Ghetto waitress: You're lucky you even got your food! --Diner, 51st & 9th Overheard by: Rich via Overheard in New York, Feb 9, 2007 They Just Connected All the Indian Burial Grounds Teen girl #1: So, which did they build first, the subway or the city? Teen girl #2: What? Teen girl #1: Well, the subway looks real old, like it was built in the 1900s or something. Back then, there was no city. Teen girl #2: Oh... Good question... --R train Overheard by: Alicia via Overheard in New York, Feb 10, 2007 And Feet Hobo falls asleep on hipster girl and breathes in her face -- she gags. Hipster friend: What's wrong? Hipster girl: I just saw hell, and it smells like Taco Bell. --4 train Overheard by: I could smell it too via Overheard in New York, Feb 10, 2007 Once the Boys Were Brought to the Yard, It Was All Downhill from There Father: So, what did you guys do at Timmy's* sleepover? Boy: I don't really remember... We had one too many milkshakes. --1 train via Overheard in New York, Feb 17, 2007