Sunday Funnies

After the First Time, She Swore She'd Never Be Caught Unprepared Bearded, earlocked rabbi jumping out of mitzvah mobile: You, you're Jewish -- come in and hear what we have to say. Shiksa: I'm not Jewish. Bearded, earlocked rabbi: Yes you are, I can tell. Your mother is Jewish. Shiksa: No one in my family is Jewish. Bearded, earlocked rabbi: Maybe no one in your family practices, but Jewish blood is strong, and I can tell you have it. Shiksa: Leave me alone or I'll throw bacon at you. --5th Ave via Overheard in New York, Jan 9, 2007 5PM Democracy Isn't the Answer to Everything Teacher: What's one-fifth of 15? Class, in unison: Five! Chicago, Illinois Overheard by: High school student, appalled via Overheard in the Office, Jan 10, 2007 2PM Why People Join AA Receptionist: I just can't get the song from Pinocchio out of my head. Marketing director: Funny what pops into your head on the first round. Receptionist, singing: I've got no strings to hold me back... Marketing director: Later on, when we're drinking, I'll tell you about the midgets. City Center Building Bellevue, Washington via Overheard in the Office, Jan 12, 2007 I'm Rethinking the Joint Custody Arrangement Mother taking away son's boogie board: Enough, time to leave and go home. Young son: You don't deserve a child! --Sea Isle City, New Jersey Overheard by: Gaby Young via Overheard at the Beach, Jan 10, 2007