Sunday Funnies

The Buddha Was a Tough Kid to Raise Mother: Don't you ever do that again! [slaps child hard] Child, calmly: Well, are you happy with yourself? --Union Square Overheard by: Miranda via Overheard in New York, Jul 30, 2006 1PM Sorry, Hermaphroditic Customer: What is the Happy Meal toy for boys this week? Employee: Oh, no ma'am, we don't have boy or girl toys this week -- they are bisexual. Customer: What?! McDonald's Santa Monica, California via Overheard in the Office, Jan 12, 2007 9AM While I'm a Cornell Grad White customer pointing at Filipino bag boy: Is he black, or is he white?! I just can't tell... Cashier: Um, he's Filipino. White customer: I don't care what religion he is, I just wanna know his race. Cashier: He's Filipino. White customer: No wonder you're just a cashier. Piggly Wiggly Farmville, North Carolina via Overheard in the Office, Jan 12, 2007