Sunday Funnies

2PM But He Is My Son Office manager: He kinda looks like a Ninja Turtle. Receptionist: What? Office manager: A Ninja Turtle. Don't you see it? Receptionist: Ummm... Office manager: You know, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. Receptionist: Oh, that kind of Ninja Turtle... I don't see it. 2661 Riva Road Annapolis, Maryland Overheard by: aoK via Overheard in the Office, Dec 11, 2006 5PM And Just Like that, Alan's Frame of Reference Exploded Interviewer: So, I see from your resume that you spent two years in Africa with the Peace Corps. Interviewee: Yes. Interviewer: Did you work with any minorities there? Worcester, Massachusetts Overheard by: I was the minority via Overheard in the Office, Dec 12, 2006 'Win Us Over With Money!' We'd Say Lady at register: My great-grandmother had nine strokes and still lived to be 98 years old. Barista: Wow, nine strokes?! Lady at register: Yeah, I think she was doing it on purpose. You know, to get attention. --Starbucks, Broadway via Overheard in New York, Dec 14, 2006 3PM Warning! Warning! Truth Outbreak In Sector Seven! Interviewer: Do you have any questions? Interviewee: Within the firm, are there opportunities for advancement? Interviewer: Basically, it's an entry-level job -- when you begin it's going to be like,'Shut up and color, we're going to micro-manage you.' 15th & Yamhill Portland, Oregon Overheard by: PH factor via Overheard in the Office, Dec 15, 2006 5PM Just the Grilled Water, Then Server: Are you ready? Customer: I don't know what I want. What do you like? Server: When the customer makes up his mind and orders. Cincinnati, Ohio Overheard by: I Like the Grilled Tuna via Overheard in the Office, Dec 15, 2006