Sunday Funnies

Let Them Learn Facts Dude: So there was this ad, it was like a modern version of the French Revolution, and it said, “Let them eat cake.” Chick: …Wait. What does that have to do with–? Dude: Oh, oh, you have to be a history major to get that! It’s ’cause Marie Antoinette actually said that. She was German, you know. NYU New York, NY Dude: I don’t remember who she is; was she an actress? I want to say she’s Hitler’s wife. No, not Hitler…Napoleon! University of Wisconsin-Stout Menomonie, Wisconsin Via Overheard at College Imagine a World Where Blondes Understand Things Asian Violinists Can't Grasp Girl with violin case: I asked Weijing and she said it was OK. Hag with eye tick: She must not have understood you. She's not blond, you know. She's Chinese. Girl with violin case: Um, I'm pretty sure she understood me. --Juilliard via Overheard in New York, Sep 24, 2006 Coming Up Next on This Is Your Life, Pauly Shore's Parents Discuss His Birth Thug: ...'cause most doctors will tell you, most doctors will actually tell you that a little marijuana is good for the baby. Pregnant girlfriend: Really? --14th St Overheard by: Rationalization Whiplash via Overheard in New York, Jul 28, 2006 1PM Despite What You May Have Heard Thrift store connoisseur: Well, I don't like underwear with stains anyway... 19043 Wentworth Avenue Lansing, Illinois Overheard by: Rusti via Overheard in the Office, Dec 1, 2006