Sunday Funnies

10AM And So Igneous to Use a Dictionary Coworker: I just love paying bills online -- it is just so easy. Blonde coworker: I know, it's so great. Coworker: The computer has really made things efficient. Blonde coworker: I know -- it is, like, sooo Antarctic to pay your bills by check nowadays. 30th floor, 55 East 52nd Street New York, New York Overheard by: Greg Case via Overheard in the Office, Dec 6, 2006 12PM He Spells 'Foxtrot' with a 'Ph' Employee: Thanks for calling iTransact, can I help you? Customer: Yes, I'd like to cancel my account, please. Employee: No problem, sir. Can I have your name, please? Customer: Yes, it's 'Frank.' That's 'F' as in 'Frank,' R-A-N-K. Farmington, Utah via Overheard in the Office, Dec 6, 2006 11AM Nope, Sold Them to the Gypsies to Pay the Bills Student: Mrs. Smith*, do you have any kids? Mrs. Smith: No, I don't have children. Student: Did somebody steal them? 1212 Cheyenne Boulevard Birmingham, Alabama Overheard by: Sheri via Overheard in the Office, Dec 6, 2006 I'm Pretty Sure She Means Harvard Woman on cell: Yeah, my flight to Kansas City is delayed...Well it's either this or back to the mental institution. --Women's restroom, LaGuardia Airport Overheard by: morgan from missouri via Overheard in New York, Jul 18, 2006 We Also Would Have Accepted 'Date Rape' Bartender: What's your favorite word? Drunk rich girl: Credit card! Bartender: What's your other favorite word? Drunk rich girl: Money! Bartender: No, the other one... Drunk rich girl: Shots! --Doc Holliday's, Ave A Overheard by: Your Mom via Overheard in New York, Dec 7, 2006