Sunday Funnies

12PM You're on the List of Idiots Born August 5th, Though Coworker #1: Hey, look: a list of famous people born on Friday the 13th. Coworker #2: I wonder if I was born on Friday the 13th. Coworker #1: When's your birthday? Coworker #2: August 5th. Coworker #1: Then no. Weehawken, New Jersey Overheard by: Brian via Overheard in the Office, Nov 15, 2006 5PM Didn't You See Me Roll that Drunk in the Parking Lot? 10-year-old boy, to mom: $63? Do you have that kind of cash? Disneyland entrance gates Anaheim, California Overheard by: amused disney worker via Overheard in the Office, Nov 14, 2006 3PM Pretty People Still Have to Stand Up Female coworker: I wish I was disabled. Male coworker: What? Why? Female coworker: Cause then, people would do things for you, like carry your stuff and get you things. Male coworker: People do that for pretty people, why don't you wish to be pretty? 910 Louisiana Houston, Texas via Overheard in the Office, Nov 14, 2006 2PM You Think Until Thanksgiving? Coworker on phone: Can I ask you something off-topic? If a family pet dies, how long can you keep it in the freezer? Frances Avenue Lancaster, Pennsylvania via Overheard in the Office, Nov 14, 2006 9AM A Little Accident With the Stove, Why? 9 to 5-er: I've smelled burnt human, and it doesn't smell like chicken. Austin, TX via Overheard in the Office, Nov 16, 2006 Our Gang Gets a Sensual Update Boy #1: Yo, we should go to the bellydancing tree-house today. Teen Boy #2: I hope you meant tryouts. --Stuyvesant High School via Overheard in New York, Nov 16, 2006