Sunday Funnies

Brought to you by: and Or More Accurately, Wanted You to Fit in Me Teen girl: Hi. Yes, hi. Excuse me. I know you don't know me but, what background are you from? Teen boy: Ummm, why do you ask? Teen girl: You look like an interesting mix and I really really want to know. Teen boy: Ummm. Actually, I don't know. Teen girl: You don't know? How come? Teen boy: I was adopted. Teen girl: Really? Wow! I don't know my real parents either! Ok, ok. That's not true. I just wanted to fit in. --F train via Overheard in New York, Oct 13, 2006 Generations of Immigrants Happily Agree Stoner: La la la babyyy hey hey! I lovee it today! All we wanna do is smoke weeed and get drunk and be CRAZZZYYYY! La la la! Tourist teen to friend: See, this is why we should move to New York--we'd look like normal people here. --Central Park via Overheard in New York, Oct 13, 2006 God: Who Are You Kidding? I Get This Stuff at Costco Girl: It's so nice out today. I love natural wind. --Hilton Head Island, South Carolina Overheard by: Lindsay via Overheard at the Beach, Oct 7, 2006 God: Who Are You Kidding? I Get This Stuff at Costco Girl: It's so nice out today. I love natural wind. --Hilton Head Island, South Carolina Overheard by: Lindsay via Overheard at the Beach, Oct 7, 2006