Sunday Funnies

Stop Licking Him -- You Don't Know Where He's Been! Six-year-old to guy stranger while hiding behind mother on cell: Hi. 20-something guy: Hello... Six-year-old, grabbing guy's hand: Hi. 20 something guy, confused: Hello... Six-year-old to mom: I picked one! Mom: You picked what? No! I told you that you could pick out the stamps, not a person! Put him back! --Post office Overheard by: Put back via Overheard in New York, Mar 10, 2007 10AM But Possibly a Can of Soup Cashier: Wow, you're pregnant! Customer: Yep, that's what they tell me. Cashier: Well, it looks like you're having a boy... or a girl. Definitely a boy or a girl. Customer: Uh... Grocery store Denver, Colorado Overheard by: Ryan via Overheard in the Office, Mar 9, 2007 4PM He Can Be Ready in 60 Seconds Teacher: Can you tell me what states I might find on the West coast of the United States? Student: The big one on the bottom. Mexico is part of the United States. Teacher: No, that is wrong. Mexico is a country, try again. Student: Look, my parents live here and they said we're American and they came from Mexico. It's part of the United States. Teacher: I am telling you, you are wrong. Mexico is a country -- it has its own government. Student: Look, if it was its own country then why is everyone just walking over here? That's what I did and I'm still here. Another student pulls out cell: Not for long. School, Desert Marigold Lane Las Vegas, Nevada via Overheard in the Office, Mar 9, 2007