Sunday Funnies

Lee Harvey Oswald, Acting Alone Catholic pre-K teacher: On Good Friday bad men killed Jesus and he died. Four-year-old boy: Who killed Jesus?! I will kill him with my gun! --Queens Catholic Elementary School Overheard by: Sophia via Overheard in New York, Mar 31, 2007 Pssst! -- I Think He Means "Beef Cheeks" Chipotle guy: What kind of meat? Asian customer: Wedgie. Chipotle guy: What kind? Asian customer: Wedgie. Chipotle guy: What kind of meat do you want? Asian customer: Wedgie! Chipotle guy: Spiced pork? Asian customer: Vegetable! --Chipotle, 23rd & 6th Overheard by: I just wanted chicken via Overheard in New York, Mar 31, 2007 Good Thing You're Pretty Little girl #1 looking at Manhattan Mini Storage poster: Do you know what 'suburb' means? Little girl #2: Sunburns? Little girl #1: Suburbs. 'Stuck in the suburbs.' They're boring. See that guy in his underwear? His house is in the suburbs. Little girl #2: Sunburns? --N train Overheard by: LSB via Overheard in New York, Mar 30, 2007 4PM And Type with the Other Hand Female manager to male manager as screensaver turns on during presentation: You need to jiggle your thing. New York, New York Overheard by: i LOVE my job via Overheard in the Office, Mar 29, 2007 2PM That Was Meant to Be More of a Roar Coworker #1: I'm like a shark. Rawr. Rawr. Coworker #2: Sharks don't growl. 15 East 16th Street New York, New York via Overheard in the Office, Mar 30, 2007