Sunday Funnies

Thomas Aquinas Took This One to His Grave Bimbette: What's the plural of 'Jesus'? Jesuses? Jesi? Friend: Why would you ever need to pluralize 'Jesus'? There's only one! Bimbette: Well, like, if you were at a Halloween party or something and you had to tell your friend 'There were, like, eight Jesi at the party last night!' Friend: Just stop talking. --Grand Central Overheard by: Irasian via Overheard in New York, Dec 19, 2006 How We Got Clubbed on Vacation White tourist chick #1: Oooh, look -- a black cop being friends with a white cop! White tourist chick #2: Take a picture! --Macy's Parade balloon inflation, 81st & Central Park West via Overheard in New York, Dec 19, 2006 After the First Time, She Swore She'd Never Be Caught Unprepared Bearded, earlocked rabbi jumping out of mitzvah mobile: You, you're Jewish -- come in and hear what we have to say. Shiksa: I'm not Jewish. Bearded, earlocked rabbi: Yes you are, I can tell. Your mother is Jewish. Shiksa: No one in my family is Jewish. Bearded, earlocked rabbi: Maybe no one in your family practices, but Jewish blood is strong, and I can tell you have it. Shiksa: Leave me alone or I'll throw bacon at you. --5th Ave via Overheard in New York, Jan 9, 2007 2PM Plus, We're the Villains in Different Bond Movies Coworker #1: Teach me how to say something dirty in Bulgarian. Coworker #2: I'm not Bulgarian, I'm Bosnian. Coworker #1: What's the difference? Coworker #3: Are you Mexican? Coworker #1: Hell no! Coworker #3: That's the difference. 2157 Main Street Buffalo, New York via Overheard in the Office, Jan 11, 2007