Are you Keeping Track?

I was minding my own business today in the In School Suspension room, as I normally do around 10am, and I notice a girl playing with what looked like a Barbie doll. Kids try to be so tricky these days. They will be pretending to look at their hands under their desks with their eyes wide open. Really they are trying to send a text message to their friends, but can't see the screen because of the bad angle. Just today, I had a guy in the ISS room that had his hand over his ear, and his head leaning on his shoulder. He did a slight turn, and what do you know, I noticed an iPod earbud hanging out of his ear. They use a very elaborate system to hide all of the hardware. Mr. French is just too young and too smart. In any case, this girl that was playing with the Barbie was about to get pounced on for playing with dolls instead of doing her math homework. I take a closer look, and notice that it is a track of weave...it wasn't even hers!! I told her to put it up, and she threw across the room to another girl, who could not stop laughing from embarrassment. Lord, help me.